
Anyone who picked up on the cryptic nature of the penultimate paragraph of the ‘ April Come She Will ’ blog will have deduced that someone was indeed expecting a ring during my surprise week away. However, as I’m sure you guessed, British Telecom was not, in this case, the middle-man!
For the last 2 months, I have been excitedly harbouring, much in the same way terrorists are concealed in Afghanistan, a stunningly classic 18 Carat Gold, Diamond Solitaire Ring.
Despite the recipient party knowing about its existence and being able to pin point its approximate position in the locality, the Mastermind behind the pre-planned, nerve-wracking and life changing mission, managed to keep it shrouded in secrecy right up until it dodged its way through security onto a passenger jet plane, masked in a box, culminating in a direct hit on the 88th floor of a towering city sky scraper. Sound familiar?
The sheer explosive gleam as the content of the box was revealed was enough to make the usually durable Mastermind fall sharply onto one knee, and, despite being starry eyed and suffering from bouts of intermittent vertigo, gushed out the classical, daunting, but magical 4 words every stallion itches to ask as Summer arrives and love for his filly has reached full bloom.................’Who won the National?’.
Despite the origins of the latter half of my double-barrelled first name, I am not affiliated to any bearded or hook-limbed folk running Middle-Eastern after school fan clubs, but I do plead guilty to the events that occurred in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, on the 12th of April 2010 at 8pm EST.
Chloe Charlotte Morris, my beautiful girlfriend, who for the last twenty months has made me the happiest, luckiest and most envied boy in town, is now my Fiancée, having accepted my marriage proposal on the 88th floor of the Eureka Sky Deck Tower in Melbourne.
Hearing and now reminiscing Chloe’s sure and positive response with her model-like radiating smile at that special moment - ‘ Of course I will ’ - this was, and will remain the single most emotional and heart warming experience I will treasure forever. Words really can’t do justice to the reality of the experience. If one normally gets ‘butterflies’ in such situations, my stomach was an effing aviary!
Contrary to Chloe’s playful suspicions that I staged the event to detract attention from my 21st birthday which followed a week later, once she had let slip a few days prior to leaving what she had secretly planned for my celebration, the time, location, venue and maturity of our relationship suggested that this was indeed to be the perfect and most humbling episode of my tender years.
It was of course my 30th, and Chloe had generously organised for us to fly to Melbourne and Sydney for 3 and 4 nights respectively, staying in perfectly situated city central hotels.
The highlight of Melbourne was of course our Engagement.
The weather was not too kind and we both had to invest in warm hoodies upon landing, evoking turf-war memories from my petty crime filled youth detention days and brief spell in The Marylebone Corrective Facility. Coming from a sizzling summer in Perth, we had now gone to the opposite extreme to visit our Eskimo friends, cooling off in the 13 degrees on offer.
The CBD skyline was visually impressive. What felt like a chilblain enhancing trek through the Arctic to St Kilda was capped off for me, and only me, when we stumbled upon Holly Valance, ex Neighbours Pin-Up and International Pop Star, in sexy sports attire, casually and effortlessly shooting scenes along the beach. Needless to say that Chloe was not entirely impressed with my sudden bout of intense salivating and gawping jaw / trailing tongue syndrome as I stood there taking multiple photos in something closely resembling a severe attack of celebrity induced epilepsy!
Acland Street with its multitude of cake and coffee shops ticked Chloe’s boxes and a ride around the city on the free tram felt like a blast from the past with all the old styled buildings, a lot of which bore inscription dates on the facade as having been built in 1889...though that number could have been a figment of my imagination, burnt onto the surface of my eye ball (much like logos on plasma TV’s) from staring into too many Guinness glasses since university!
For yet a further birthday treat, Chloe booked us tickets to see Jersey Boys at the Princess Theatre in the posh end of town. It was a fun lively performance, though sleeping that night proved a challenge as I proceeded to mind hum the entire Frankie Valli back catalogue until about 4am! Oh what a Night!
Incidentally, for anyone who is not familiar with these 2 Cities and plans a future visit, you would be mistaken for thinking you had landed in Tiananmen Square or downtown Tokyo. To think Central Londoner’s think a quarter mile section of Edgware Road is bad with the garish caped crusaders! One simply cannot spot a European face in Sydney. The sheer scale of this Oriental Outbreak has to be seen to be believed.
So on to Sydney.
Well, in 4 days we really hit the won ton on the head and by the end of our marathon walking missions, felt sapped of life, much in the same way the aromatic Peking ducks hung agonisingly drained of life in the condensation ridden windows of Sydney’s seedy thronging Chinatown.
We had the statutory photo opportunities at Circular Quay in front of the Opera House and Harbour Bridge, and much of the same at Darling Harbour. We were lucky with the weather and have some stunning photos taken in these impressive areas during the day and at night.
We also had a ride on the Sydney Monorail, but that was a disappointing non-event that resembled the London Underground for armpit stench and carriage capacity overload.
We walked through ‘the Rocks’ an older part of town which included the first and thus oldest pub in Sydney, slap and tickled our way to Kings Cross (One for the boys...wink wink) and took a bus to the infamous Bondi Beach, which was welcoming Kim Kardashian this very week, following Paris Hilton’s recent visit.
Back in town, we had a trip to the Ice Bar, basically a bar in a freezer, where all sorts of Australian landmarks and animals were carved into ice sculptures. We fortunately had the bar to ourselves for the designated half an hour experience, had a cocktail, and braved the -15 temperature! (Well I’m made of leather so it was easy for me but not so much for you know who, who freezes in a ‘heat-wave’ London Summer!)
On the penultimate day we took a scenic Captain Cook Boat Cruise to Taronga Zoo, Shark Island, Fort Denison, and the highlight for my part, Watson’s Bay and Gap Park, the Sydney version of Beachy Head in Eastbourne. It is naturally a little creepy for obvious reasons and the presence of a St John’s Ambulance Crew and The Samaritans at the cliff top alert one as to the fatal consequences the steep drop delivers for those that find the area seeking peace.
The views however are fascinating and the sea water that crashes into the rocks below and up through the blow holes is a stunning turquoise blue.
The entrance to the zoo was reached by taking a cable car 200 metres up the cliff side which provided a different sort of welcoming novelty value. The zoo itself was fairly unimpressive, bar two aspects.
We saw the much hyped miracle baby elephant, ‘Mr Shuffles’, who was all over the world news last month after it was feared that he had come out Down Under. I am not of course referring to him following in the footsteps of Ricky Martin and revealing his sexual preference to the vibrant gay community at Sydney’s Mardi Gras, but rather that the zoo keepers and vets presumed he had been born down under to the tune of about 6 feet!
Secondly, the contrast between the tall necks of the giraffes flanked by the CBD sky scrapers is one of the most fascinating visuals one will ever see. As my Mum stated yesterday upon seeing the photos, I bet their London Zoo brethren would hack the 22 hour flight for the privilege!
We went round the Aquarium which took me back to my 6 year old days as it has been based on the ‘Where’s Wally’ character, and although in some respects tacky, most tanks have various characters and objects from the books hidden in them for kids to spot! Keeps the sharks occupied at least!
So barring one instance of particularly bad turbulence on the way to Melbourne, and a few later that night after I sampled the rancid delights of a local Punjabi curry house, the whole week was truly the loveliest surprise and I thank Chloe for the effort that would have gone into the planning and her guile in managing to keep the trip under wraps until the final few days to allow me to research attractions in the two cities.
This month’s blog is therefore dedicated solely to Chloe, my caring, thoughtful, generous and unparalleled in natural beauty Fiancée, with whom I have the honour and privilege of spending the rest of my life with in true Disney styled happiness. In the words of Franki Valli,
Who loves you pretty baby?
I do.
Unconditionally, Totally and Forever.
Aaron x